Is that a banana slug in your pants or...
Now THAT’S love. If you ever got your braces stuck on a boyfriend’s Prince Albert, you may relate to this story.
Banana slugs are hermaphrodites, and during sex they both penetrate each other with their large penises. Slug sex is cool that way. Isabella Rosselini showed me that.
Sometimes their penises get stuck and they just can’t let go. While that seems hot at first, it does pose problematic when someone gets hungry. So, they have to have a bit of a talk about the next course of action.
And the action is called apophallation. The slug chews its partner’s penis off. Love hurts, man.
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