Eco-Porn – PETA’s ad is just the tip of the iceburg lettuce…

What is eco-porn? There’s two very distinct definitions. According to wordspy.com, it means a “corporate advertisement that extols the company’s environmental record or policies. Also: eco-pornography.” And in the world of pornography there is porn created for environmental activism, namely fuckforforest.com where dreadlocked horndogs have sex and videotape it and the money goes to saving the rainforest. PETA, through their PR genius, did both at once and got banned from the Superbowl.

Is the utilization of sex while claiming one’s green nobility a growing trend? How many other companies and organizations say “We are not only sexy, we’re eco-sexy.”

1. Isabella Rosellini’s Green Porno, which you all know I am a fan of, was eco-porn for the Sundance Channel.
2. Aforementioned fuckforforest.com is true eco-porn. The profit from the porn goes to saving the rain forest.
3. The SuperBowl ad is just the latest sex-for-ecolove from PETA. They are the sexy activism pioneers. Remember this hot Alicia Silverstone print ad?

who shows skin for their causes?

And don’t get me started on who is willing to go naked instead of wear fur.
4. GE made the eco-porn list years ago with this very dirty ad…

5. Planet Green promoted their channel with some conscientious nudity:
6. Oh wow, look who’s ready for global warming? My jeans.

I rather wear Diesel than drown a polar bear

Sex sells and in the world of eco-activism, sex has been selling the cause for quite some time. As the economy plummets and causes must work harder to make themselves seen and heard, you will likely see some more T&A from the self-sustaining rooftops.

I told you I’d check the vegetarian sex thing…

Okay, so even though I find vegetarians particularly sexy…(because as we saw in the PETA ad, they LOVE their veggies), I’m not quite sure vegetarians have better sex…so I did some casual research and here is what I found:

1. ANTI-VEGGIE: They may not want to hump your meat. Zinc deficiency is common with vegetarians because they avoid meats that have zinc and eat whole grains and beans that interfere with the body’s absorption of zinc. Those who supplement with pills, pecans or pumpkin seeds are fine. So if you meet a hot vegetarian, seduce them with some pecan pie. Mmmm, sexy zinc boosting, vegetarian turning oning pecan pie.

2. PRO-VEGGIE: We all see the commercials. Viagra is on the rise because ED is on the rise. One in four men (in the US) experience a droopy head before they hit 60 years old. Well, guess what that may be from? Soft penis can very well be from rock hard arteries. And a well balanced vegetarian diet can help your blood flow to the right places.

That’s the biology answers. But here’s what you should really be thinking about in this heated SuperBowl debate:

1. ANTI-VEGGIE: Post-coital snacks fridge run will not include pizza and cold chicken. This is a huge disappointment.

2. PRO-VEGGIE: Foreplay will be as good for you as a V8. Imagine the broccoli, celery, carrots, and tomatoes you will consume for frisky fun. The same can be said about swallowing.

Sometimes, sex is more than just green…it’s broccoli green…

Wow. Vegetarians ARE HOT…but I really gotta find which studies say Vegetarians have better sex. I’ll post tomorrow about what I find. I mean, I always thought it’s better to be willing to eat meat….

My night at the Free Speech Coalition Campaign Bash or “Nina Hartley likes my tie”

I just got back from Free Speech Coalition’s Campaign Bash and it was all I hoped and more. I arrived at Universal, and as soon as I got in the elevator I was giddy. My elevator companions were a combination of families heading out to City Walk -baby strollers, bickering kids- and Bash patrons donned in black tie attire. I felt a surge of energy. Only a few hundred of us knew that among the big studio film merchandising and family-oriented celebration of entertainment, there was another large industry nestled in there, celebrating a completely different world, a strikingly different entertainment. The world of adult novelty and adult entertainment.

The red carpet was extensive and had all of adult novelty’s elite, pioneers of the industry who fought politics and police to get us young ‘uns the right to fuck whoever and whatever we want. After a little silent auction shopping (I was so close to buying a gorgeous bracelet and a Scarface poster…ohhh so close), I sat down and met some great people while eating some hearty food. Chi Chi La Rue hosted and made me want to spit out my halibut a few times (from laughter AND disgust AND shock over a fish joke). And the highlight for me was Nina Hartley telling me she loved my tie. Wow. The most stunning adult star/sex activist in the WORLD likes MY TIE! Last time I was that star struck, Johnny Depp was asking me a question…I don’t recall answering him. The good news, is i got my bearings just enough to say “oh wow, thanks! Thanks!”

The evening was fun, classy, and enlightening. The theme was the political world, so the bartenders had their favorite politician on their nametags and life size images of our candidates were available for photo ops. And the speeches matched the theme with stories of pioneers in the industry lobbying, protesting, voting, and even spending time in jail to get this country closer to true freedom of speech as well as freedom in the bedroom. I stood often for ovations and occasionally wiped a tear for the struggles past and present in our industry and state: Prop 8, free speech, 2257 compliance, etc. We have gotten so far and have so far to go and this industry is so full of passion for our most fundamental American right.

The evening inspired me and made me proud to be part of adult novelty. It’s a little known fact that this industry is full of intelligent and hard working activists. So I’ll say it. You and I have a group on our side when we want to enrich our sex lives. This group is like a clan of superheroes. The world sees them as simple entrepreneurs -dildo peddlers and pornographers. But when a villain attacks, these people fly to our rescue, fighting for our rights to have sex our way.

I’m a whore for America

Boys and girls, no matter who you’re voting for, you gotsta vote. If you don’t, I refuse to have sex with you. That’s right! I pledged to have sex with a voter on election night and not to have sex with non-voters for a whole week after the election.

Just doing my part, friends, just doing my part.

PS Check out the VoterGasm’s voter porn as well as hook up with other voting booth fetishists.

That’s hot.

I made the pledge! Did you?

It’s about time! Women get their own Viagra

They say over 25 million men take Viagra. “They” being Viagra. If Viagra says that many men are getting the prescription, I would say add a few more million users who don’t have a prescription. That’s a lot of men with man-made hard ons. I got a question. Where are the willing women?

While men lose the ability to “get it up” as they age, women are also losing the ability to “turn it on.” Why not a little pink pill to match the blue one, eh? eh? I swear, men get all the fun. Literally.

BUT NOT ANYMORE! We’re getting a testoterone patch! Well, not me, I mean, you know, we women. As a gender…

Anyway…

It’s for surgically menopausal women and it’s starting in the UK. See this for the total story. The patch releases low levels of testosterone, increasing sex drive. And while it’s only available by prescription for women who suffer early menopause due to surgery, I’m sure it will inevitably get a leak into the black market  much like Viagra.

While I’m not really a fan of medication (I don’t even like taking aspirin for a headache), I’m glad the ladies are at least considered in the sexual pharmaceutical world. So, with that said, Viva Intrinsa!

Give a Piece of Your Mind About How Green You Like Your Piece of Ass

Those Brits are wonderful and curious and love to get into everyone’s sex brain. I was on a sex survey site that was emailed to me by my lovely colleague, Desiree, and saw a green sex survey! That is so me! So I filled it out. And I feel like I’ve shared to the world and the world is a better place.

This may be jumping the gun since my readership is only about three people (including my mother and alter-ego), but I’m going to do it anyway…

Hey, everyone! Go here! Tell them what you think about green sex toys!

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