Is the utilization of sex while claiming one’s green nobility a growing trend? How many other companies and organizations say “We are not only sexy, we’re eco-sexy.”

1. Isabella Rosellini’s Green Porno, which you all know I am a fan of, was eco-porn for the Sundance Channel.
2. Aforementioned fuckforforest.com is true eco-porn. The profit from the porn goes to saving the rain forest.
3. The SuperBowl ad is just the latest sex-for-ecolove from PETA. They are the sexy activism pioneers. Remember this hot Alicia Silverstone print ad?

who shows skin for their causes?

I rather wear Diesel than drown a polar bear

Sex sells and in the world of eco-activism, sex has been selling the cause for quite some time. As the economy plummets and causes must work harder to make themselves seen and heard, you will likely see some more T&A from the self-sustaining rooftops.

1. ANTI-VEGGIE: They may not want to hump your meat. Zinc deficiency is common with vegetarians because they avoid meats that have zinc and eat whole grains and beans that interfere with the body’s absorption of zinc. Those who supplement with pills, pecans or pumpkin seeds are fine. So if you meet a hot vegetarian, seduce them with some pecan pie. Mmmm, sexy zinc boosting, vegetarian turning oning pecan pie.

2. PRO-VEGGIE: We all see the commercials. Viagra is on the rise because ED is on the rise. One in four men (in the US) experience a droopy head before they hit 60 years old. Well, guess what that may be from? Soft penis can very well be from rock hard arteries. And a well balanced vegetarian diet can help your blood flow to the right places.

That’s the biology answers. But here’s what you should really be thinking about in this heated SuperBowl debate:

1. ANTI-VEGGIE: Post-coital snacks fridge run will not include pizza and cold chicken. This is a huge disappointment.

2. PRO-VEGGIE: Foreplay will be as good for you as a V8. Imagine the broccoli, celery, carrots, and tomatoes you will consume for frisky fun. The same can be said about swallowing.

Is that a banana slug in your pants or...

Now THAT’S love. If you ever got your braces stuck on a boyfriend’s Prince Albert, you may relate to this story.

Banana slugs are hermaphrodites, and during sex they both penetrate each other with their large penises. Slug sex is cool that way. Isabella Rosselini showed me that.

Sometimes their penises get stuck and they just can’t let go. While that seems hot at first, it does pose problematic when someone gets hungry. So, they have to have a bit of a talk about the next course of action.

And the action is called apophallation. The slug chews its partner’s penis off. Love hurts, man.

Video? Hell yeah. Click Here and Scroll to the Bottom.

blow her up...in a non-terrorism way

I would try to figure out why Sarah Palin is such a “victim” of media’s perverse sexism, but I can’t. She’s not alone. The Obama dildo is already on shelves..before the sex doll. And Obama and Palin are simply not the first.

Why do we sexualize politicians? The same reason we sexualize any celebrity. We want to make them one of us. Not drag them to our level…not demean them to feel better or smarter or more respectable than them. We poke fun and sexualize our leaders (and potential leaders) to hold them on the level at which they actually are -sexual beings, human beings. Politicians are not gods. They are one of us. And we treat them as such to remind ourselves and remind them that no one is above a good fuck joke.

The red carpet was extensive and had all of adult novelty’s elite, pioneers of the industry who fought politics and police to get us young ‘uns the right to fuck whoever and whatever we want. After a little silent auction shopping (I was so close to buying a gorgeous bracelet and a Scarface poster…ohhh so close), I sat down and met some great people while eating some hearty food. Chi Chi La Rue hosted and made me want to spit out my halibut a few times (from laughter AND disgust AND shock over a fish joke). And the highlight for me was Nina Hartley telling me she loved my tie. Wow. The most stunning adult star/sex activist in the WORLD likes MY TIE! Last time I was that star struck, Johnny Depp was asking me a question…I don’t recall answering him. The good news, is i got my bearings just enough to say “oh wow, thanks! Thanks!”

The evening was fun, classy, and enlightening. The theme was the political world, so the bartenders had their favorite politician on their nametags and life size images of our candidates were available for photo ops. And the speeches matched the theme with stories of pioneers in the industry lobbying, protesting, voting, and even spending time in jail to get this country closer to true freedom of speech as well as freedom in the bedroom. I stood often for ovations and occasionally wiped a tear for the struggles past and present in our industry and state: Prop 8, free speech, 2257 compliance, etc. We have gotten so far and have so far to go and this industry is so full of passion for our most fundamental American right.

The evening inspired me and made me proud to be part of adult novelty. It’s a little known fact that this industry is full of intelligent and hard working activists. So I’ll say it. You and I have a group on our side when we want to enrich our sex lives. This group is like a clan of superheroes. The world sees them as simple entrepreneurs -dildo peddlers and pornographers. But when a villain attacks, these people fly to our rescue, fighting for our rights to have sex our way.

Just doing my part, friends, just doing my part.

PS Check out the VoterGasm’s voter porn as well as hook up with other voting booth fetishists.

That’s hot.

I made the pledge! Did you?

But sadly, as we all go green with our sex lives, a new image has to replace shorn forests and a petroleum-based goo.

Whether it’s after sex with a partner or alone, go green by replacing that box of tissues with small towels you can wash and re-use. Plus, let that vaseline go and replace it with some all-natural lubricant…maybe even the age-old moistener of saliva.

You can like all-natural sex and consider nothing "unnatural"