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In Topco Sales on May 4, 2010 at 3:33 am

Topco Sales Offers Eco-friendly Sex Toys

In conjunction with its Commitment to Green, Topco Sales said it strives to create products that will bring customers many years of service thus reducing their impact on landfills, sanitation services and the consumer pocket book.

Eco-Porn – PETA’s ad is just the tip of the iceburg lettuce…

In Uncategorized on February 9, 2009 at 1:35 am

What is eco-porn? There’s two very distinct definitions. According to, it means a “corporate advertisement that extols the company’s environmental record or policies. Also: eco-pornography.” And in the world of pornography there is porn created for environmental activism, namely where dreadlocked horndogs have sex and videotape it and the money goes to saving the rainforest. PETA, through their PR genius, did both at once and got banned from the Superbowl.

Is the utilization of sex while claiming one’s green nobility a growing trend? How many other companies and organizations say “We are not only sexy, we’re eco-sexy.”

1. Isabella Rosellini’s Green Porno, which you all know I am a fan of, was eco-porn for the Sundance Channel.
2. Aforementioned is true eco-porn. The profit from the porn goes to saving the rain forest.
3. The SuperBowl ad is just the latest sex-for-ecolove from PETA. They are the sexy activism pioneers. Remember this hot Alicia Silverstone print ad?

who shows skin for their causes?

who shows skin for their causes?

And don’t get me started on who is willing to go naked instead of wear fur.
4. GE made the eco-porn list years ago with this very dirty ad…

5. Planet Green promoted their channel with some conscientious nudity:
6. Oh wow, look who’s ready for global warming? My jeans.
I rather wear Diesel than drown a polar bear

I rather wear Diesel than drown a polar bear

Sex sells and in the world of eco-activism, sex has been selling the cause for quite some time. As the economy plummets and causes must work harder to make themselves seen and heard, you will likely see some more T&A from the self-sustaining rooftops.

I told you I’d check the vegetarian sex thing…

In Uncategorized on February 7, 2009 at 3:45 am

Okay, so even though I find vegetarians particularly sexy…(because as we saw in the PETA ad, they LOVE their veggies), I’m not quite sure vegetarians have better sex…so I did some casual research and here is what I found:

1. ANTI-VEGGIE: They may not want to hump your meat. Zinc deficiency is common with vegetarians because they avoid meats that have zinc and eat whole grains and beans that interfere with the body’s absorption of zinc. Those who supplement with pills, pecans or pumpkin seeds are fine. So if you meet a hot vegetarian, seduce them with some pecan pie. Mmmm, sexy zinc boosting, vegetarian turning oning pecan pie.

2. PRO-VEGGIE: We all see the commercials. Viagra is on the rise because ED is on the rise. One in four men (in the US) experience a droopy head before they hit 60 years old. Well, guess what that may be from? Soft penis can very well be from rock hard arteries. And a well balanced vegetarian diet can help your blood flow to the right places.

That’s the biology answers. But here’s what you should really be thinking about in this heated SuperBowl debate:

1. ANTI-VEGGIE: Post-coital snacks fridge run will not include pizza and cold chicken. This is a huge disappointment.

2. PRO-VEGGIE: Foreplay will be as good for you as a V8. Imagine the broccoli, celery, carrots, and tomatoes you will consume for frisky fun. The same can be said about swallowing.