If you were given 30 seconds on television to address everyone in the world, what would you say?

In random on September 9, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I would look straight into the living rooms of America and say this: “Do you really want to watch another half-hour sitcom or go get nasty with the person sitting next to you? That’s what I thought. Turn me off.” Although I guess I should be saying that now. “Turn off this computer and go get nasty with the person washing dishes in the kitchen…unless that person is your kids’ nanny and your wife is in the den…then…er…go watch some tv with your wife in the den. And THEN do what I said to do first.”
  1. But what if my wife is already busy getting nasty with our nanny and I was invited because Tuesday is “ladies night”?

  2. Then you are what I would call “lucky.” You shouldn’t even own a tv.

  3. Cool. Actually I own two TVs but rarely watch either except for the “geek channels” – or when the girls are “busy.” Yeah, in truth I have no nanny, just my wife and our live-in girlfriend.

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