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Green Sex Tip for Tonight: Green Your Post-Cum Clean-Up

In Sex Tips on October 3, 2008 at 3:32 am

It’s a beloved sexual image that connotes arousal, satisfaction and comfort: bountiful wads of tissue paper and an empty bottle of vaseline. Ahhhh, the remnants of a few hours (or minutes) of bodily exploration.

But sadly, as we all go green with our sex lives, a new image has to replace shorn forests and a petroleum-based goo.

Whether it’s after sex with a partner or alone, go green by replacing that box of tissues with small towels you can wash and re-use. Plus, let that vaseline go and replace it with some all-natural lubricant…maybe even the age-old moistener of saliva.

  1. hahahaha or you can always just swallow it.

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